There are 70 ways to please a women 1 is shopping the rest is 69 !! :P

good friends care for each other,close friends understand each other,and true friends stay forever beyond words,and beyond distance!

whats the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife? prepaid, postpaid and unlimited access... :)

Want to draw the palm of my hand in someone's face... :)

Woke up this morning and checked out the obituary. The people i hate still aren't dead !!! dang, maybe tomorrow... :)

Happiness: is not a reward - it is a consequence.
Suffering: is not a punishment - it is a result...

Before You Talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.... :)